Old Man Edition Car Badge

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For the man with nothing left to prove.

Maybe he drives a 12-year-old Volvo. Maybe a new Skoda. Maybe you're behind the wheel yourself, thinking: that "Sport Edition" on my boot lid stopped being true years ago. You drive carefully. On purpose. The car gets you from A to B, that's it.

For that man, or for the man you know, there's now the Old Man Edition. A 3D metal badge, two per set, that says honestly what's actually happening. On the boot lid, on the bumper, on the front wing. No "Sport Edition". No "Limited Edition". No show-off badges. Just what it is.

Old Man Edition badge on white saloon and black SUV

Margaret H.
Sheffield
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★★★★★

"Bought as a small gift for my father-in-law. The two badges are surprisingly well made, you'd expect to pay more. He loved it so much he stuck one on the caravan too."

Derek S.
Leeds
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★★★★★

"Great little bit of kit. Just right for us old boys. Sticks on cleanly, looks proper, not cheap. My son had a laugh when he saw it."

Why this isn't a vinyl sticker.

Vinyl looks like a peeling number plate after eight months of British summer, because UV eats the adhesive and the colour. This doesn't. It's a 3D metal badge, 100 by 32 millimetres, in chrome or matt black, with a thickness you feel when you run your thumb over it. On the back is 3M double-sided automotive adhesive. The same tape that Volkswagen, BMW and Audi use for their original car badges. Because that tape is built for temperatures from -20°C to +80°C, sun, rain, car wash. Stick it on once, it stays.

Old Man Edition badge being applied to a car

What you get

A statement without an explanation. Other drivers see it and smile, because the badge does the talking. You don't have to say anything, and they don't have to ask. Subtle, but clear enough to stand out against the endless "Sport Editions" and "Limited" badges driving past you in traffic.

Two badges, one set. One for the left, one for the right, so it looks right on both wings. Or one for the car and one for the trailer, the garage door, the toolbox. You decide where they fit best.

The perfect Father's Day gift, not another bottle of wine. For the dad who never wants anything. For the father-in-law who gets socks for his birthday every year. For the husband who waves off the standard gift. Or, honestly, for yourself, when you're ready for a bit of a laugh on four wheels.

Old Man Edition badge in four colours

Trevor B.
Birmingham
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★★★★★

"Solid quality. Feels heavier than I expected for the price. It's been stuck on my Honda Jazz for three months now, nothing's come loose. Not even after the car wash."

Robert P.
Bristol
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★★★★☆

"Cool bit of kit. Delivery took a bit longer than expected, but the product itself is exactly what I thought. Looks like an original badge, not some cheap sticker."

Frequently asked questions

Will it go on any make of car?

Yes. The badge sticks to any flat bodywork, because the 3M adhesive holds on painted metal and plastic alike. Audi, BMW, Volvo, Volkswagen, Skoda, Toyota, doesn't matter. All you need is a flat, clean surface.

Is this a good Father's Day gift for my dad or father-in-law?

Yes, and it's usually the kind of gift he didn't see coming. No wine, no socks, no subscription. A solid bit of metal he can stick on his car to give the neighbours a chuckle. Most men laugh the moment they unwrap it, because the joke undercuts the pose of every other car badge on the road.

How do I stick it on properly?

Clean the area first with a cloth and a bit of rubbing alcohol, so the tape can grip fully. Let it dry. Peel the backing off the tape and press the badge down firmly for 30 seconds. Done. Don't slide it after that, or the tape won't grip properly.

Will it survive the car wash?

Yes. The 3M tape is the same one manufacturers use for original car badges, tested for -20°C to +80°C. Car wash, pressure washer on a normal setting, rain, snow, frost. No problem.

Do I really get 2 badges per set?

Yes. One set contains 2 badges, both 100 by 32 mm, in the colour combination you choose. You can stick them symmetrically on both wings, or one on the car and one somewhere else.

What if I'm not happy with it?

Then send it back within 30 days and you get your money back. No questions, no faff. We reckon you only really buy a product once you've had it in your hands.

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We dispatch every day. Most UK customers receive their order within 3-7 working days. You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your parcel is on its way.

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Absolutely. All transactions run over a secure SSL connection and are processed by Stripe, one of the largest payment platforms in the world.

Can I return my order? +

Yes! You have 30 days to change your mind. Not happy? Contact our customer service and we'll arrange a full refund. No questions asked.

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Send us an email at our contact form. We respond within 24 hours, even at weekends.

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We accept credit card (Visa, Mastercard), PayPal and other payment methods. All payments are encrypted and processed securely so your data is always protected.

What if my product arrives damaged? +

Get in touch directly with a photo of the damage. We'll send a replacement free of charge or refund your money. Your satisfaction comes first.

Is my payment secure? +

Absolutely. All transactions run over a secure SSL connection and are processed by Stripe, one of the largest payment platforms in the world.

How can I get in touch? +

Send us an email at our contact form. We respond within 24 hours, even at weekends.

What if my product arrives damaged? +

Get in touch directly with a photo of the damage. We'll send a replacement free of charge or refund your money. Your satisfaction comes first.

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